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America is going to get baked

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David Lawrence
Author, 'The King of White-Collar Boxing'

America is no longer protected. Its shield is made of shiny tin foil — and boy are we going to get baked.

It’s not like the cook is a celebrity chef like Mario Batali, either. In fact, he doesn’t know what he is doing.  It’s precisely because the chef, Obama, dressed in a white apron, doesn’t know what he is doing that we are becoming the burnt crisps of American exceptionalism.

Since when is a community organizer prepared to cook a soufflé? A community organizer is a low-weight social worker who keeps his job through pretend empathy for the poor.  He gets paid for the suffering he collects in a bag of false sympathy.

Every time Obama gives us our fair share he takes a piece from another’s pie. He calls stealing sharing. And the little boo-hoo crowd of Democrats applaud him for his putative goodness not realizing that his philosophy is grounded in a failed system of socialism.

When Reverend Wright said “God damn America” he meant “Obama damn America.” And he would. And he did. And Obama didn’t even realize that he was Wright’s puppet. He eventually threw Wright under the bus so that he could pretend that he had a pro-American heart instead of an acrimonious ideology beating in his thick arteries.

Obama lays down the shiny tin foil. He butters us up with teleprompter rhetoric and bastes us with a reduced military. He weakens our economy and sprinkles poverty on us like salt and pepper. He uses pincers to break off our wings and make the country divisively antagonistic. He revives racism by criticizing the white meat for hating him when they were the wings that he flew to elected office.

I’m hungry. Not for Obama’s America. For a country based on free enterprise and self-defense rather than governmental hand-outs and concessions to our enemies. Feed me with an Emersonian America rather than a Marxist bouillabaisse of greedy serfs. Don’t give me a failed Russia, China, Cuba, Cambodia, Vietnam when we can impeach left-wing Obama and resurrect the original and glorious America.

Students were a major force in electing Obama. Students have the political taste of fatties who  super-size at McDonalds. Harvard is an exemplar of the type. It teaches nothing about the heart, soul, and the complexity of life. In fact book knowledge is anathema to understanding. I have a Ph.D. It is meaningless to me in terms of my cosmic perspective.

Let’s use the shiny tin foil to burn Obama’s stale, socialistic ideas. As the rap group Onyx said, “I set a whole choir on fire.” Let’s crisp Obama’s  ideas out. Let’s burn up the philosophy of a president whose eyes are dull like a horse in a stable. When we look in his eyes we can’t see in and he can’t see out. He is trapped in the failure of secular progressivism.