Eating too much ice cream can make your pants too tight. This new flavor only going to compound the problem.
If your cone isn’t doing the things it used to do, it might be time for two scoops of hard* ice cream. From the evocatively named Lawrence Bonk at the Cooking Channel:
A food inventor named Charlie Harry Francis has already gifted the world with glow-in-the-dark ice cream and now he’s pitched his tent to create the world’s first ice cream flavor based on a prescription medication, Viagra. The flavor, appropriately named Arousal, actually tastes like champagne, however each scoop is laced with 25 mg of sweet, sweet Viagra.
Just what every non-growing boy needs.
Imagine all the possible flavors:
Spunky Monkey
Splotchy Splotch Splotch
Hubby’s Chubby
Baby Batter
Mint Chocolate Dick
And of course:
Boston Cream Pie
I wonder if it comes in soft-serve? That would just be cruel.
*Hard? Get it? Like a hard penis? Laugh!!!