Everyone’s best friend that they’ve never met and never will meet, Jennifer Lawrence, is talented, beautiful, charming and hilarious and has no problem landing movie roles because she possesses all of these qualities at the same time.
But according to the always reliable Lindsay Lohan, Lawrence is “fake” and gets roles because she has sex in exchange for them.
In a Kode magazine profile — which Lohan’s reps claim is fabricated — the erstwhile It Girl suggests that Lawrence sleeps her way to major film roles.
“[Lohan] saunters off into the opposite side of the room as the conversation then moves to America’s current sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence,” Kode writes. “Her feeling towards her infamous stumble at the ceremony’s red carpet is pretty evident. ‘She’s so fake and I’m sorry I’m not going to [expletive] for roles.’”
DAYUUUUM.
If this were coming from just about ANYONE who had just an ounce more credibility than Lohan (who reportedly faked a miscarriage for publicity and sympathy on her reality show this week, but we won’t go there because it’s too sad), this little tidbit miiiiiight carry some weight.
But since it’s coming from a sad, washed-up former actress who could have had a similar career to Lawrence, but ruined it with drugs, alcohol and and by living in her own delusional world, it seems very implausible that Lohan would even be privy to this sort of information, let alone be told something like this from a reliable source.
This is how we imagine Jennifer Lawrence would respond to this nonsense:
