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In this photo taken Oct. 4, 2008, David Chaney, right, who identified himself on his Facebook account as a member of Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s Secret Service detail, watches Palin as she speaks to the media outside Gunther Toody In this photo taken Oct. 4, 2008, David Chaney, right, who identified himself on his Facebook account as a member of Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s Secret Service detail, watches Palin as she speaks to the media outside Gunther Toody's in Denver. (AP Photo/The Denver Post, RJ Sangosti)  

Sarah Palin Wants To Baptize Terrorists By Waterboarding Them

I don’t know if Sarah Palin will ever hold elected office again, or if she even aspires to. But one thing’s for sure: She is the President of Driving Liberals Crazier.

Here she is speaking at the NRA convention in Indianapolis this weekend*:

“Well, if I were in charge… they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”

Hey, if lefties are gonna hate you no matter what you say, why not go all out? Push that button till it breaks.

Personally, I’m ambivalent about the use of waterboarding. I wouldn’t want it done to me, but that’s true of a lot of things that aren’t normally considered torture. Like eating a “breakfact taco,” or listening to Nicki Minaj.

All I know for sure is that waterboarding is the only form of torture you can perform on your buddies at an anti-war rally without getting arrested. Not that we’ve seen many anti-war rallies since the Democrats took back the White House, of course.

Well, it’ll be fun to watch the lefties freak out. It always is.

Ready… set… shriek!

*No, I didn’t go. I had a baseball game and a lacrosse match to attend this weekend. Priorities, my friends.