Frankie Muniz Will Buy The Clippers

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Not-dead child actor and alleged fiancee-beater Frankie Muniz will save the Los Angeles Clippers.

Muniz, whose most recent acting credit was a role in the 2013 made-for-TV movie “Blast Vegas,” posted a long Facebook message about his love for the Clippers and his disappointment in former owner Donald Sterling who was banned from the NBA indefinitely for being a racist jerk.

But not to worry, Clippers fans! Los Angeles’ second-most important basketball team won’t be without an owner for long because Muniz is going to buy the team.

He posted this message just after Sterling’s dismissal:

Frankie Muniz Facebook

It is unclear whether or not Muniz knows that the NBA does not take Monopoly money.

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