Can John Kerry account for his whereabouts this afternoon?
The White House is currently on lockdown after two people threw items over the area’s north and south fence lines.
The Secret Service says that two people, who are already in custody, threw the items over the North Fence Line and the South Fence Line at the same time…
The Secret Service is now working on determining if the items thrown are dangerous or not.
That’s pretty weird. Exactly the same time? Like, they synchronized their iPhones? “One, two, three, throw”?
I just hope they’re both Democrats, or else they just blew their shot at ever being Secretary of State.
— No-Tel Lounge (@NoTelLounge) May 8, 2014