A man attempted to have sex with an ATM and a picnic table at a bar in Murfreesboro, Tenn., Friday.
Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked up to an ATM in the Boro Bar and Grill and dropped his pants, exposing his genitals, then attempted to have sex with it, WKRN-TV Nashville reports. He was still walking around the bar, nude from the waist down, doing hip thrusts when the cops showed up.
They took him outside and told him to sit at a picnic table, where he promptly pulled his pants down again and “engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” according to the police report, .
Hutton was drunk (shocker), and was arrested on a charge of public intoxication on $250 bond.
In other people having sex with inanimate objects news: A Massachusetts high school teacher, Marc Mertz, allegedly ambled down his snow-covered driveway to his mailbox in January wearing only a ski hat, ski goggles and a towel. Then, police say, Mertz dropped the towel and began thrusting his hips in the direction of the mailbox. (RELATED: High School Teacher Arrested For Dry Humping His Mailbox In The Nude)