McConnell Vs. Grimes: The Tortoise And The Hair [SLIDESHOW]

The competitors for Kentucky’s U.S. Senate seat have finally been established. Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell’s been in the seat since 1984, so he’s definitely got experience, but Democrat Alison Lundergan Grimes is a worthy competitor. Plus, she’s got that incredible, voluminous hair.

The race is officially on between The Tortoise (lovingly profiled by The Daily Caller here and here) and The Hair.

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  • Slow and steady ALWAYS wins the race. (Photo: Twitter)
  • Remember: Don't brag about your lightning pace, The Hair. (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images)
  • The Tortoise will walk, and walk, and he'll never, EVER stop until he comes to the finish line. (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images)
  • There's plenty of time for activities, The Hair, but don't get caught taking a nap! (Photo: Twitter)
  • But The Tortoise isn't worried. He never gives up. (Photo: Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images)
  • She's probably thinking, "How can someone as old and slow as The Tortoise beat me in a race?" (Photo: Twitter)
  • But does The Hair know The Tortoise's secret? (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images)
  • But The Hair is young and sleek and pretty confident. (Photo: Twitter)
  • The Tortoise knows if he wants to keep The Hair quiet, he must win this race. (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images)
  • And meet The Hair. (Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Image)
  • Meet The Tortoise. He's been around for awhile, and he basically knows what's what. (Photo: Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images)

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