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Q: How Many White House Press Secretaries Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 16: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney speaks during his daily briefing at the White House, October 16, 2013 in Washington, DC. The Senate announced that it had reached a bipartisan deal on funding the federal government and the extending the nation WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 16: White House Press Secretary Jay Carney speaks during his daily briefing at the White House, October 16, 2013 in Washington, DC. The Senate announced that it had reached a bipartisan deal on funding the federal government and the extending the nation's debt limit after 16 days of a government shutdown. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)  

A: I would refer you to the Department of Energy for that.

Y’know, I always thought I’d be happy when this day finally came…

And I was so right!