DC Trawler

Your Electric Bill Is About to Skyrocket By -8%, Says Greatest President Ever

Congratulations. If you’re reading this, that means you can still afford electricity.

Past Obama:

Present Obama:

 

I hate Past Obama. He’s always contradicting Present Obama!

“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”
“The ’80s called, and they want their foreign policy back.”
“It was triggered by a YouTube video.”
“I won’t release these guys from Gitmo without telling you, Congress.”
“Under my plan, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.”

Etc.

Why are you such a dick to Present Obama, Past Obama? You keep embarrassing him, over and over and over. Just stop talking!