Congratulations. If you’re reading this, that means you can still afford electricity.
DYK: New emission standards will shrink electric bills by about 8% by increasing energy efficiency and reducing demand.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 2, 2014
I hate Past Obama. He’s always contradicting Present Obama!
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”
“The ’80s called, and they want their foreign policy back.”
“It was triggered by a YouTube video.”
“I won’t release these guys from Gitmo without telling you, Congress.”
“Under my plan, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.”
Why are you such a dick to Present Obama, Past Obama? You keep embarrassing him, over and over and over. Just stop talking!