50 Cent Blames Atrocious Baseball Pitch On Ridiculous ‘Injury’

Rapper 50 Cent, aka Curtis James Jackson III, recently made a fool of himself after throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game on May 27. But don’t worry: Fitty has an explanation. (RELATED: Did 50 Cent Just Throw The Worst Pitch In The History Of Baseball?)

Jackson did a Reddit “Ask Me Anything”¬†feature on Tuesday. Among the questions about his favorite childhood TV show and his music career, the question of the pitch from hell arose.

Reddit user readcommentbackwards wrote, “Yo $0.50 . . . what happened on that pitch?” Jackson responded confidently, “I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol.”

Ummm, too much information Mr. Cent. That’s something you can keep to yourself.

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