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Yeah dude! We Yeah dude! We're excited for The Belmont Stakes too! Now stop making that face.(Photo: Getty Images)  

These Derby Drunks Take The Triple Crown For Public Intoxication

Jane Bartlett Pappas
Contributor

At events such as the Belmont Stakes, the Kentucky Derby and Preakness, people go to bet and watch the horses race. However, the people watching becomes even more entertaining than the races themselves! Drunk fools, we thank you for enjoying those tall boy Bud Lights, and we also thank your friends for putting photo evidence on the Internet.

Looks like somebody had a few too many mint juleps at Preakness (Photo: Reuters)

Looks like somebody had a few too many mint juleps at Preakness (Photo: Reuters)

I call this the Ken"twerky" Derby (Photo: Getty Images)

I call this the Ken”twerky” Derby (Photo: Getty Images)

And he's off! The Preakness Porta-Potty Prancer Dodges Half-Filled Miller Light Cans Thrown At His Head Because...Well...Nobody Knows (Photo: Reuters)

And he’s off! The Preakness Porta-Potty Prancer Dodges Half-Filled Miller Light Cans Thrown At His Head Because…Well…Nobody Knows (Photo: Reuters)

Unfortunately, some didn't even make it to the Preakness races at all (Photo: Getty Images)

Unfortunately, some didn’t even make it to the Preakness races at all (Photo: Getty Images)

These chicks, with the help of a nice friend, took the idea of "racing" to a whole new level at Preakness (Photo: Reuters)

These chicks, with the help of a nice friend, took the idea of “racing” to a whole new level at Preakness (Photo: Reuters)

I guess drinking a case of PBR by yourself will do it to ya, huh pal? (Photo: Getty Images)

I guess drinking a case of PBR by yourself will do it to ya, huh pal? (Photo: Getty Images)

Yeah dude! We're excited for The Belmont Stakes too! Now stop making that face.(Photo: Getty Images)

Yeah dude! We’re excited for The Belmont Stakes too! Now stop making that face.(Photo: Getty Images)