Mila Kunis has a very important message for soon-to-be fathers: Unless you plan on pushing a baby out of your “lady hole” in the near future, you are NOT pregnant.
Kunis, who is expecting a baby with fiancee Ashton Kutcher, was promoting her new film “The Third Person” (and sexy pregnant bod) on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Tuesday when Kimmel mentioned he and his wife are also pregnant.
“We’re having a baby very soon as well,” he says. Kunis is not impressed.
“Oh, you’re both having a baby?” she says sarcastically. “You and your wife are pregnant?”
Like men everywhere, Kimmel doesn’t get it, so Kunis stands up, rips off her mic and delivers a rehearsed but correct rant about men who mistakenly think they’re pregnant.
“Stop saying we’re pregnant,” she begins. “You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole?”
That’s basically game over, but she goes on: “We can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love-goblin growing inside of us. All you did was rollover and fall asleep!”