Why would he do that? Who knows?
But we’ll play along.
Here he is asking you to come up with captions about him.
Is Chuck Lane anti-American? — The Mirror
“Call him Chuck E. Cheese.”
“Even here at WaPo, Obama can’t compete with soccer… We want to support winners. Go Germany!”
“Ukraine is burning, executions are being botched, . . Maryland is electing a new governor and I’m focused on the World Cup! What mice?”
“The last noteworthy New Republic editor in the magazine’s 100 year history.”
“Chuck, the quote is ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses …’ not mices!”