DC Trawler

McDonald’s Employee Takes ‘You Deserve A Break Today’ Way Too Seriously

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a beating on a sesame seed bun.

Bill Gallo Jr., South Jersey Times:

SALEM — Police are searching for a woman seen on an amateur video savagely beating another woman as the victim’s 2-year-old son watched and pleaded for the violence to stop…

The suspect in the case has been identified as Latia Harris, 25, of Salem, who is facing charges of aggravated assault and two counts of making terroristic threats, Pelura said. She has not yet been apprehended…

The person who took the video appears to have happened upon the incident and began recording, probably using a cell phone. The video shows several others watching the beating and recording it on phones while the victim’s toddler son tries to intervene on behalf of his mother, kicking at the assailant.

Unfortunately for the victim, this will not be classified as a hate crime, for reasons you’re about to see:

And that’s why this won’t be national news. Hell, I’m a racist just for posting it here. You’d better move along yourselves, racists, before somebody sees you here.