Journo misses his wife
“I miss @MrsStranahan every day. She puts up with a lot of travel as I try to expose & fight corruption, bad journalism & evil in general.” — Freelancer and ex-Breitbart News reporter Lee Stranahan.
Meanwhile, writer says his wife can hear fine, she’s just ignoring him
“The ear doctor just said my wife has great hearing, which means 1) no expensive treatments and 2) she’s just ignoring me all the time.” — RedState contributor Joe Cunningham.
Porn star reacts to RNC picking Cleveland
“I’m so glad the Republicans are coming to the Midwest to pretend they care about middle class folks! It’s ADORABLE!” — Sydney Elaine Leathers, ex-sexting partner to ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.).
You really never know where beach nail art will lead you
“Somehow my blog post on beach nail art turned in to a 500 word post about having second thoughts on wedding dresses.” — beauty blogger Kara Manos, who writes Politics of Pretty.
Rainbow overload (and no, this is not a slam on gay people)
“Getting the feeling there was a rainbow in DC today? Not sure. Need a few dozen more instagrams to confirm.” — Sadie Weiner, communications director to Sen. Kay Hagan (D-North Carolina).
Bikers in D.C. love to play the victim
“It would be cool if the DC bike riders on Twitter spent more time advocating for a better Metro system than insisting they’re always wronged.” — HuffPost‘s Jason Cherkis.
Editor wishes for shame upon people
“I hope every American who owns a Brazil jersey feels ashamed today. More so than usual, I mean.” — Washington Free Beacon Managing Editor Sonny Bunch.
Mocking a presidential photo op
“Got a pretty good little Tuesday planned. Gonna shoot some pool, drink some beer, shake hands with some horse head dudes.” — Politico‘s Ben White. Also: “Pretty sure White Jacket Lady is a stone cold zombie.”
Yahoo! News’ Olivier Knox Gets Marty’D