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The Autobots logo on the "Autobot Optimus Prime" truck from the movie "Transformers: Age of Extinction" is pictured during a pick-up in Los Angeles, California June 21, 2014. Paramount Pictures and Western Star Trucks partnered with Uber, an app that connects drivers to riders, for an "Uber Transformers" ride experience ahead of the release of "Transformers: Age of Extinction" in the U.S. on June 27.  REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni  (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT TRANSPORT BUSINESS) - RTR3V1X5 The Autobots logo on the "Autobot Optimus Prime" truck from the movie "Transformers: Age of Extinction" is pictured during a pick-up in Los Angeles, California June 21, 2014. Paramount Pictures and Western Star Trucks partnered with Uber, an app that connects drivers to riders, for an "Uber Transformers" ride experience ahead of the release of "Transformers: Age of Extinction" in the U.S. on June 27. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT TRANSPORT BUSINESS) - RTR3V1X5  

Someone Made The ‘Transformers’ Movie We Actually Want To See

The honest truth is that Michael Bay’s “Transformers” movies have too much human and not enough robot.

People don’t go to see a two-hour movie about Shia Labeouf. (RELATED: Shia Labeouf Arrested During Broadway Show Cabaret)

The reason they tolerate him is because they get to watch giant robots beat the gears out of each other … and possibly to catch Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whitely running away from said robots (usually in slow motion.)

Now, thanks to the YouTube user CyberdyneVideos you can finally watch the “Transformers” movie you always wanted to see. Clocking in at 19 minutes and seven seconds and available in full 1080P for your viewing pleasure is every single piece of robot vs. robot vs. human carnage from the first two “Transformers” movies — with all the boring bits like dialogue and story advancement cut out.

The Daily Caller would like to echo the words of commenter Gary Muldoon who posted on the video “Thank you for making the best Transformers film possible.”

So sit back, hit full screen and play it LOUD.

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