If there’s one thing Washington, D.C. is good at, it’s taking the castoffs from society and making them seem like a big deal. So what better place for journeyman Kris Humphries to land?
Humphries signed a three-year, $13 million sign-and-trade deal with the Washington Wizards Tuesday, according to Bleacher Report.
The 6’9″ Humphries is most famous for being an excellent reserve player with his stellar 6.8 points and 5.5 rebounds per game.
Just kidding. He’s famous for marrying Kim Kardashian and being totally surprised when the wedding only lasted 72 days.
No word yet on when the team plans to sign Ray J.