A toaster that imprints your selfie on a piece of toast is finally here.
Burnt Impressions, based in Vermont, has created a line of customizable toasters that burn an image of your choice into every piece of toast, the Los Angeles Times reports. This is the same company that created the Jesus and Rapture toasters, in case you want to eat the face of God or your dead body every morning.
The only catch is that it has to be a quality photo. ”We are good, but remember fine detail is darn near impossible to achieve with heat and toast,” Burnt Impressions says on its website. “If we squint and can’t see your face, we will cancel [the] order and refund your purchase.”
So here’s what you do.
Step 1: Take a selfie.
Step 2: Take a better selfie.
Step 3: Order one of these creepy toaster here and hand over $75.
Step 4: Hang your head in shame.