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Canadian actor Ryan Gosling poses as he arrives for the screening of the film "Lost River" at the 67th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 20, 2014. AFP PHOTO / VALERY HACHE (Photo by VALERY HACHE/AFP/Getty Images)
Ryan Gosling Presents: Fancying A Fanoodle (And Other Strange Sex Slang)
Tired of hitting on people with the same pick up lines every week? Just try out some of these and I’m sure you’ll find someone to dance the kipples with you.
Lexicographer Jonathan Green compiled hundreds of years of dirty talk in “Green’s Dictionary of Slang.” Included was jargon for sex from the past 600 years that The Week used to create a list of the most “adorable” sex slang.
So obviously, this turned into Ryan Gosling pick up lines.
Hey, girl. Fancy a fanoodle?
I’d love to join giblets with you.
Hey, baby. Want to have your corn ground?
Want to have a refreshment? Of the horizontal variety?
I’d love to play nug-a-nug with you.
I just want to shoot twixt wind and water with you allllll night.
You know you want to take a ride below the crupper with me.
Hey, girl. Want to houghmadandy?
Come back to my place and we can rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch any way you want.
And, of course, I think we should board a land carrack together.