Thank goodness for Twitter, or we’d have to pay good money to find out what he thinks about current events.
Revised Tea Party Gospel: “Suffer the little children come unto me. Unless they’re undocumented kids from Central America.”
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 22, 2014
Much easier to be a Christian when the little children aren’t in your back yard, isn’t it?
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 22, 2014
Are you offering to let them stay at your house, @StephenKing? If not, why not?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) July 23, 2014
. @StephenKing started an awesome tweet then quit half way through & ended it with “giant spider”.
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) July 23, 2014
Did a waiter mess up your order again, Steve? MT @StephenKing Maybe send them back w/o screaming at them, for a start?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) July 23, 2014
I shouldn’t judge him too harshly. At least his tweets aren’t as big a waste of time as his most recent 750 novels. I gave up after Cell. It has the best opening sequence of any of his books, but then it devolves into a cheapjack rehash of The Stand.
It’s too bad one of my boyhood idols has turned out to be just another limousine liberal. Oh well.