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WHOA: Jerry Jones Shown With Young Women In SCANDALOUS Leaked Pics

Leaked photos surfaced Tuesday of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones cavorting with young women in a sexually suggestive nature.

Twitter user @INFIN8SON posted the photos online after Terez Owens released the pictures Tuesday, and it only got weirder from there on out.

Photo Credit: Twitter user @INFIT8SON

Photo Credit: Twitter user @INFIT8SON

Photo Credit: Twitter user @INFIT8SON

Photo Credit: Twitter user @INFIT8SON

Photo Credit: Twitter user @INFIT8SON

Photo Credit: Twitter user @INFIT8SON

What might seem like a typical sex scandal — Jones is married — is actually a vast conspiracy stretching across eons and involving Jupiter, allegedly.

@INFIN8SON, whose account links to a LinkedIn profile under the name of Frank Hoover, claims comets, blood moon tetrads, pi, the stock market and recurring license plates are proof he was sent to show the world Jones’ “sins.” Therefore, he must take it upon himself to be a martyr for Jerry Jones so that Jones won’t be blackmailed with images of him shoving a woman’s face into his crotch. Also, God gave him the pictures.

“At the age of 7, a small ball formed in my right hand. Upon moving to Denver in 1987, I saw a specialist to have it diagnosed,” the report said completely coherently without the faintest sign of delusion. “The doctor diagnosed it as a Ganglion Cyst (Bible Cyst). It was removed at the age of 11. Upon removal, it was found to be a thorn which I believe to be Myrrh. It was about a half inch and for a 7-year old would have caused a lot of pain had it entered my body. The thorn never entered my body naturally. It left a scar in the shape of a ‘C’.”

Hoover claims Kevion Hickman, aka 24K, planned to blackmail Jones with the pictures of the young women. Hickman and Miller used to live together, according to the report.

Miller claims that since he foiled the plot he has been threatened repeatedly.

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