Alright, everybody. We did it. Pigs can surf. What a time to be alive! What more progress do we really need?
A pig surfing with a GoPro is pretty much the end for technology, right? I may never get Google Glass, but I don’t need it now. I got to witness Kama the surfing pig.
Time for the human race to go home and just chill for the next millennia. Wars? Pshh. Didn’t you hear? There’s a surfing pig. What more do you need? Flying pigs? Why even bother? What are you going to do with a flying pig? Absolutely nothing.
But a surfing pig? That’s got class written all over it. Every political talking point from now on should reference this.
“Sir, I don’t like your spending bill.”
“Really? Well here’s a flying pig. Let’s compromise.”