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It’s Okay To Bomb Iraq, As Long As You’re Reluctant

President Barack Obama arrives at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on July 29, 2014 in Bethesda, Md. (Photo: Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images) President Barack Obama arrives at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on July 29, 2014 in Bethesda, Md. (Photo: Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Images)  

Well, here we go again. This time it’s different, though, because mumble mumble George Bush something something something.

Events of his own making have finally forced The Smartest President Ever to do something right for once. And all he has to do is humiliate himself yet again.

But not to worry! He’s got backup from his trusty minions. Check out this great NYT headline:

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You can read the story, if you really think that’s a good use of your time. The important thing is that you get the message: When Obama kills people in faraway lands, he’s reluctant. He’s not a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy like Bushitler!

Hope, Change, and Death From Above. Now shut up, wingnuts.

I SAID SHUT UP.