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19 Very Important Shower Thoughts

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 27:  (L-R) First lady Michelle Obama, daughter Sasha Obama and U.S. President Barack Obama attend the Marine Barracks Evening Parade on June 27, 2014 in Washington, DC. The Marine Barracks Evening Parade is a tradition held in Washington and is in it WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 27: (L-R) First lady Michelle Obama, daughter Sasha Obama and U.S. President Barack Obama attend the Marine Barracks Evening Parade on June 27, 2014 in Washington, DC. The Marine Barracks Evening Parade is a tradition held in Washington and is in it's 57th year. (Photo: Kristoffer Tripplaar-Pool/Getty Images)  

If we collected all the shower thoughts and really pondered them and put some into practice, the world would definitely be a better place. So much brilliance and humor get washed down the drain … every single day.

So here are 19 profound thoughts that someone, somewhere, had in the shower:

1. Wake up earlier on weekends. Now you get to sleep in for five days a week instead of two.
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Shower thought by Redditor jazcat.

 

 

2. Kids born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
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Shower thought by Redditor 1985irocz.

 

 

3. Google’s self-driving car will be the first true automobile.
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Shower thought by Redditor PhilmZ

 

 

4. Time travel exists, we just call it “sleeping.”
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Shower thoughts by Redditor RunsOffCoffee.

 

 

5. In 30 to 40 years, we will probably have “Classic Dubstep” radio stations.
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Shower thought by Redditor electrocabbage