19 Very Important Shower Thoughts

Rachel Stoltzfoos | Managing Editor, The Daily Caller News Foundation

If we collected all the shower thoughts and really pondered them and put some into practice, the world would definitely be a better place. So much brilliance and humor get washed down the drain … every single day.

So here are 19 profound thoughts that someone, somewhere, had in the shower:

1. Wake up earlier on weekends. Now you get to sleep in for five days a week instead of two.
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Shower thought by Redditor jazcat.

 

 

2. Kids born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
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Shower thought by Redditor 1985irocz.

 

 

3. Google’s self-driving car will be the first true automobile.
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Shower thought by Redditor PhilmZ

 

 

4. Time travel exists, we just call it “sleeping.”
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Shower thoughts by Redditor RunsOffCoffee.

 

 

5. In 30 to 40 years, we will probably have “Classic Dubstep” radio stations.
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Shower thought by Redditor electrocabbage

6. The rise of the use of @ must be one of the most shocking developments in the long history of character usage. It came out of seemingly nowhere and now is probably used more than any other character!
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Shower thought by Redditor sayitlikeyoumemeit

 

 

7. My right hand will never touch my right elbow.
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Shower thought by Redditor Stumpanator. Stumpanator

 

 

8. Almost all of Blurred Lines could be addressed to a dog.
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Shower thought by Redditor Ktistec

 

 

9. Your full name is like life’s username, and your SSN and credit card number are the passwords.
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Shower thought by Redditor MSchroeds

 

 

10. If I were Sasha or Malia I’d say “Thanks Obama” all the time.
WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 27: (L-R) First lady Michelle Obama, daughter Sasha Obama and U.S. President Barack Obama attend the Marine Barracks Evening Parade on June 27, 2014 in Washington, DC. The Marine Barracks Evening Parade is a tradition held in Washington and is in it's 57th year. (Photo: Kristoffer Tripplaar-Pool/Getty Images)
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Shower thought by Redditor PretzelsAndOlives

11. “Buy one, get one” is true of every transaction ever made. 

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Shower thought by Redditor joeyp907

 

 

12. Eating a lollipop is just like swallowing flavored spit. 

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Shower thought by Redditor HeleneyesKellerears

 

 

13. Someone had to go to Robin Williams’ Wikipedia page and turn every “is” to a “was.”
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Shower thought by Redditor 6midlan

 

 

14. A fish getting caught, tagged with a geo-tracker, and set back into the ocean is the equivalent of humans being abducted by aliens for “experimental treatments.”
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Shower thought by Redditor jmkhan93

 

 

15. “Good morning” and “good afternoon” are greetings, but “good night” is not.
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Shower thought by Redditor Scottrd9

16. There were approximately 14 billion heartbeats in the time it took you to read this sentence.
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Shower thought by Redditor Kibblum

 

 

17. No matter how many times you put off a task for tomorrow, you’ll still have to do it today, or never at all.
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Shower thought by Redditor Inceptagon.

 

 

18. People who try to stop you on the street to sell stuff are the real world equivalent of online pop-ups.
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Shower thought by Redditor Leroin

 

 

19. If “Homeward Bound” were filmed today, it’d probably be considered unacceptable for the animals’ voices to be simple voice overs. The resulting dog-mouth CGI would probably ruin the movie.
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Shower thought by Redditor Dooner7

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