Today with the emergence of a new mustache on my colleague Patrick Howley, we have a special Separated at Birth. He looks just like actors Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club, Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski, Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat and Dustin Hoffman in Hook.
“I grew a beard and I was shaving the beard early this morning,” Howley explained to The Mirror. “I always do the mustache last because the mustache hurts. It’s a sensitive area. I just looked at it — who’s gonna stop me? I decided to just go with it. It was the best decision I’ve ever ever made in my life.”