This poor father does NOT want to drive to Florida with his family for his mother’s birthday.
He explains why in this hilarious rant posted to Reddit Monday.
“I don’t want to drive,” he begins. “It’s insane.”
His rational argument — flight time versus drive time, the fact that he’d be doing most of the driving, the fact that they’ll refuse to stop at a hotel because it’s too expensive — soon reaches a furious pitch with the help of some fantastic facial expressions.
“I know it’s my mother’s 90th birthday,” he says as he quickly picks up steam. “And I know it’s worth it, but I DON’T WANT TO DRIVE, IT’S INSANE!”
He eventually composes himself for the kicker: “If only I had the balls to tell her that when she gets home.”