Ten Birthday Presents Bill Clinton’s NOT Allowed To Have [SLIDESHOW]

Bill Clinton, the consummate 42nd president, turns 68 Tuesday. He asked for these ten presents (hint: most of them are bikini clad), but Hillary’s not budging.

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  • Bill definitely wishes Scarlett Johansson was an intern at the White House. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • Jennifer Lawrence is an obvious choice for Bill's wish list. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • Bill Clinton definitely wouldn't deny relations with Emily Ratajkowski. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • What are the chances Bill would complain if Kate Upton popped out of his birthday cake? We're guessing zero. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • Jessica Alba was definitely on Bill's wish list. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • There would be absolutely no filibusters as long as Olivia Wilde is around. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • Obviously Chrissy Teigen tops the list. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • Brooklyn Decker. Enough said. (Photo: Tumblr)
  • No one would ever impeach Mila Kunis. (Photo: GQ Magazine)
  • Bill definitely wished for Irina Shayk when he blew his candles out. (Photo: Tumblr)