It has been a peaceful two years since Taylor Swift, high school freshman disguised as a 24-year-old serial dater, released any music, but the millionaire country singer has now produced a pop song, which means another music video, and another album.
Somehow, believe it or not, it has gotten worse.
The former girlfriend of Joe Jonas, John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Cory Monteith, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles released her chirpy single “Shake It Off” during a Yahoo! livestream Monday night, and it includes a whole lot her crawling between the legs of twerkers, ballerinas, cheerleaders, and a Taylor Swift-Skrillex lookalike.
Then her thrusting in a tutu.
The brilliant and constantly surprised lyricist is back and darker than ever.
“I stay up too late/ Got nothing in my brain”
“Cause the players gonna play, play, play/ And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate”
Her fifth album, titled “1989” after the terrible year she was born, comes out Oct. 27.