Or God, or Allah, or Vishnu, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or whatever you want to call it. Your delusional hysteria has not gone unnoticed, and this message is for you:
An actual, honest-to-God, one-in-a-million photo my brother took this morning. @jtLOL @TwitchyTeam pic.twitter.com/7qdKq1GUEe
— Ride It Down (@Beer__Wolf) August 22, 2014
I would only add: Please. Pretty please. With sugar on top.