Tommy Christopher…One tweet, two fucks
First, what the fuck is Chris Matthews talking about? Obama showering? Gut country? What the fuck? — The Daily Banter‘s Tommy Christopher.
“This is the second night this week that 7-Eleven has figured prominently into my diet.” — Politico‘s Byron Tau.
“Hillary Clinton’s Ferguson comments were just played uncut and uninterrupted on CNN — almost as if she was actually the president.” — HuffPost Media.
Richard Grenell’s early morning rant
“What if Obama admitted he has no plan for combatting terrorists & the @nytimes didn’t call him out for it? Would you think THEY had a plan? Can you imagine @BumillerNYT and @peterbakernyt discussing Obama’s slip up: ‘Yeah, he probably didn’t mean it. Don’t mention it.'” — Grenell, FNC media critic and former aide to Mitt Romney.
The genius behind the Jon Stewart stare…Watch a Washington Free Beacon David Rutz special here.
Pre-long weekend plans
“Happiness is arguing with @MikeGrunwald about long-term deficit/debt forecasts at 6:00am on Friday of a long weekend.” — Politico‘s Ben White.
Matching TV outfits
Food critic wonders if Jell-O shots are a bad sign
“Should I be afraid of a restaurant that lists among the chalkboard specials a ‘jell-o shot du jour ?'” — WaPo‘s Tom Seitsema.
Moving up in the world…
“I have 10 followers left until I’m in the 10k club. That’s weird. What are you all doing here?” — NBC News social and digital producer Stephanie Haberman.
What’s so bad about Vox Media?
“I once thought @voxdotcom was a good idea *shudder*: ‘The Obama suit backlash is a promising sign of gender equality.'” — Daily Mail‘s David Martosko.
“@voxdotcom explain yourself to death.” — Washington Monthly contributor Sam Knight.
Translation: Don’t call her, she’ll call you
“I’ll do my best to update you all on the news, but I’m off for a week to celebrate my friends’ wedding and visit family. Enjoy the weekend!” — Kyla Campbell, Cox Media Group.
The Fashion Critic
“Scarborough’s shirt. Man. By December he’ll go full BigUglyGirl with a muumuu.” — Breitbart News‘ John Nolte.