The Mirror

TV Reporter Doesn’t Want Viewers to Throw Up

Moral of the story: Be grateful for large flesh.

Think about it. If the pole had entered this woman’s body anywhere but her buttocks, she might not have survived.

ABC 7 out of Denver, Colo. reports that a woman was impaled on a guard rail in her child’s school parking lot. She later admitted to texting while driving.

So let that be a lesson to all you D.C. driving texters out there!

“We had to blur it obviously because the woman is naked and we don’t want you to throw up,” a tasteful TV news reporter from “The Now” in Denver warned.

Watch the video by KMGH here.