Moral of the story: Be grateful for large flesh.
Think about it. If the pole had entered this woman’s body anywhere but her buttocks, she might not have survived.
ABC 7 out of Denver, Colo. reports that a woman was impaled on a guard rail in her child’s school parking lot. She later admitted to texting while driving.
So let that be a lesson to all you D.C. driving texters out there!
“We had to blur it obviously because the woman is naked and we don’t want you to throw up,” a tasteful TV news reporter from “The Now” in Denver warned.
Watch the video by KMGH here.