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Clint Dempsey (C) of the U.S. knocks the ball into the net to score against Portugal during their 2014 World Cup Group G soccer match at the Amazonia arena in Manaus June 22, 2014. (REUTERS/Siphiwe Sibeko) Clint Dempsey (C) of the U.S. knocks the ball into the net to score against Portugal during their 2014 World Cup Group G soccer match at the Amazonia arena in Manaus June 22, 2014. (REUTERS/Siphiwe Sibeko)  

Athletic Director Caught Talking About Athlete’s Mom’s Breasts Resigns

Rule number one of being a college athletic director: don’t talk about the breasts of a student athlete’s mother.

University of Arkansas-Little Rock AD Chris Peterson learned that the hard way. He resigned abruptly on Tuesday without giving a reason. The Arkansas Times reported Wednesday that the reason for the departure was Peterson’s discourse about a well-endowed mother getting caught by a hot mic.

“She had her shit hanging out too, remember that? We gotta make sure we know what day Parents’ Day is on.”

OOPS! Feel like a dummy yet, Chris? There are like four actual rules to your job besides “don’t suck.” One of those happens to be “don’t talk about mom’s boobs.” Simple stuff really. There are billions of other breasts in the world to talk about.

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