National Review has hired Benny Johnson, the conservative politics editor who BuzzFeed threw under the bus in late July.

Rich Lowry, National Review’s editor-in-chief, believes Johnson has now been punished enough for faithfully following BuzzFeed’s business model. Lowry called Johnson “a talented journalist, with obviously a lot to contribute.” (RELATED: Scandal-Torn Benny Johnson To National Review)

What will National Review look like with Johnson on staff? Well, you’ve got to imagine there will a big increase in the number of listicles — since Johnson without listicles is like cornflakes standing athwart milk, yelling stop.

Here, The Daily Caller confidently predicts a few of the stories likely to crop up soon at the august journal of conservatism in the Benny Johnson Era:

 

The Story Of Barack Obama’s Red Line In Syria In “Midnight Cowboy” Gifs

 

 

47 Times Obama Was Out On The Golf Course Missing Putts While The World Fell Apart From Lack Of Leadership

 

 

These 39,427 Images Prove The Massive Failure Of Socialism And Communism EVERYWHERE

 

 

290 Glorious Things Ronald Reagan Did In February 1983

 

 

 

The 7 Most Opulent, Luxurious Vacations Michelle Obama Has Taken On The Taxpayer Dime

 

 

419 Ways Jimmy Carter And Barack Obama Are Exactly Alike

 

 

 

This Wave Of A Million Illegal Immigrants Will Haunt Your Dreams

 

61 Times Mega-Wealthy Democrats Killed The Economy With Tax Increases

 

 

‘No Strategy’: Here Are All The Times Obama Has Bumbled Into Something With NO Plan Whatsoever

 

 

Adorable Instagrams Of 24 Hot Babes From The 90s Bill Clinton STILL Wishes He Banged

 

How The Internet Would Have Reacted To Alger Hiss, That Commie Bastard, Spying For Russia

 

 

 

9 Reactions By William F. Buckley To Listicles Appearing In National Review

 

 

 

 

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