Paris Hilton, the matching velour sweatsuit-clad personality of 2006 (who seemingly doesn’t have one), just dropped $13,000 on a teacup Pomerian pup that doesn’t even weigh 12 ounces.
Why? Likely because people pay her a ridiculous amount of money to press play on her iPod. (RELATED: Paris Hilton Made $2.7 Million For Being Paris Hilton)
The dog’s breeder has deemed him “Mr. Amazing,” but surely Paris will change it to something much more appropriate, like Starbucks or Sparkling or “<3.”
TMZ reports the dog weighs 11. 6 ounces and is only 2.5 inches tall.
Hopefully, he also doesn’t have ears.
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