DC Trawler

Jesse Does Dallas

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Let’s say you’re a Liberian dude who brings Ebola with you to America. You’ve put dozens of people, if not hundreds, at risk. Your own country is prosecuting you for lying about your contact with Ebola victims, in order to leave the country.

There are cameras all around, and plenty of white people who can be accused of racism. This looks like a job for:

He’s not a ghoulish circus clown. He just wants to help.

As for all you other Ebola victims, tough luck. Jesse doesn’t care unless you’re in the middle of a media scrum.