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DIY! How To Glare Like Michelle Obama

Kaitlan Collins Contributor
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The first lady is known for her unwavering death stare, and its icy intensity will surely go down in history. The look could make Tex Watson shudder, and at times, makes us wonder if the president needs Secret Service from his own wife.

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“Um, Secret Service, I’m going to need a ride home from the game again. Yea, Michelle, you know…the glare.” (Photo: Getty Images)

Here, Michelle Obama teaches us all how to throw some serious shade.

1. Seek inspiration.

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(Photo: Getty Images)

Channel why you are giving the evil glare. Who is pissing you off? That pretty blonde Prime Minister of Denmark? Her again? Hell. No.

2. Furrow your brow and squint.

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(Photo: Getty Images)

Squint like there’s no tomorrow. Overpower your eyelids. Make it look like you don’t even have eyelids. You are Clint Eastwood in “Gran Torino,” and that Korean kid is on the White House lawn again.

3. Do not blink. Like, ever.

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(Photo: Getty Images)

Just don’t.

4. Purse your lips.

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(Photo: Getty Images)

Until those frown wrinkles are permanent!

5. Fold your arms.

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(Photo: Getty Images)

Glare. Rinse. Repeat.

You are now dismissed.