The first lady is known for her unwavering death stare, and its icy intensity will surely go down in history. The look could make Tex Watson shudder, and at times, makes us wonder if the president needs Secret Service from his own wife.
Here, Michelle Obama teaches us all how to throw some serious shade.
1. Seek inspiration.
Channel why you are giving the evil glare. Who is pissing you off? That pretty blonde Prime Minister of Denmark? Her again? Hell. No.
2. Furrow your brow and squint.
Squint like there’s no tomorrow. Overpower your eyelids. Make it look like you don’t even have eyelids. You are Clint Eastwood in “Gran Torino,” and that Korean kid is on the White House lawn again.
3. Do not blink. Like, ever.
4. Purse your lips.
Until those frown wrinkles are permanent!
5. Fold your arms.
Glare. Rinse. Repeat.
You are now dismissed.