Looking for the perfect gift for someone with a fetish for strip clubs and Legos this Christmas season? The Daily Caller is here to help.
You obviously need look no further than this strip-club play set complete with two bikini-and-fishnet-clad strippers, a stripper pole (of course), a faintly Asian deejay and even a mustachioed dude sporting a bow tie, a disco-era hairdo and an impressively hairy chest.
The adult-themed toy is available for pre-order from Citizen Brick, a Chicago-based company, for just $275. The company bills the product as “The Citizen Brick Center for the Performing Arts” — a “place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance.”
The name of the miniature strip club is “Foxy Blox.” The club’s “interior” features foil-stamped wall pieces, real LED lights (batteries included) and several other elements including a turntable, a “Girls! Girls! Girls!” poster and tiny piles of plastic cash.
There’s even zebra-themed couches and a palm tree, to assure you, the buyer, that this strip club is a classy joint and not some dive, notes the Daily Mail.
Citizen Brick includes a disclaimer in its description of the play set noting that neither the company nor the toy are affiliated with The LEGO Group.
“This is not a LEGO® Product,” the disclaimer explains. “These are re-used LEGO elements that have been repackaged or altered from their original form.”
Citizen Brick also makes a $500 “Superlab Playset” fashioned after a meth lab in the television show “Breaking Bad” as well as a bong, a gun and a zombie head.