Asking someone who’s never seen football to watch and comment on a game is like asking a blind person to describe colors.
That’s exactly what these four Irish blokes have been tasked with.
WATCH:
That might’ve been the greatest color commentary I’ve ever heard. Let’s recap a few standouts.
1) “It looks like [the players] have been Robocop’d”
2) “The football players don’t want to spend time with their family, so they have a game instead”
3) “He’s got 53 rush… so.. he’s good at hurrying?”
4) “I consider myself a heterosexual man, but those are some tight pants”
5) “Every time they score, a black family congratulates them. That’s ridiculous. And racist”
6) “That’s an illegal move. He’s not allowed to dance on the pitch. He can’t dance on the pitch… no swirls”
7) “It looks like a touchdown… but… he didn’t… touch it down. He just caught it and put his hand up”
And my absolute favorite.
8) “He’s so sad. That guy, No. 6, is the saddest man I’ve ever seen playing a professional sport. Cheer up No. 6”
Even people who know nothing about football recognize that Jay Cutler is basically Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
Cheer up, Jay. At least you have a smokin’ hot wife. (RELATED: IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS STILL A DIME)