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I Wasn’t Sold On Hillary Clinton 2016 Until I Watched This Country Music Video

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I’m calling it. This right here, this is a game-changer. Prepare to have your preconceptions about Hillary Clinton, country music, and American life itself blown all to $#!+, y’all!

Well, I liked it.

It’s a really catchy tune and it’s going to change a lot of people’s minds. Especially all those stupid rednecks who listen to country music and wear straw cowboy hats and operate heavy machinery and stuff. Those are the sort of inbred morons Hillary needs to reach, and this music video speaks directly to their dumb asses.

Think about it: She has a vagina, she didn’t divorce Bill Clinton, and she decided against abortion at least once that we know about. Smash that glass ceiling, you flyover-country dimwits!

This isn’t an official Clinton campaign ad, mind you. It’s from something called the Stand With Hillary PAC. But I’m sure she’s glad for their help.

And if you don’t like it, well:

(Hat tip: @TarheelKrystle)

Update: Don’t act so surprised, you ignorant peckerwoods. Hillary was country when country wasn’t cool!