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‘Five Will Survive’ Hilariously Rips Jameis Winston [VIDEO]

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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2014 was not kind to Florida State’s star quarterback Jameis Winston.

While his off-field problems kept piling on, the former Heisman trophy winner’s on-field play seriously regressed. Despite being suspended for several games, Winston somehow led the ‘Noles to an ACC championship and a berth to the inaugural college football playoff.

There can only be one explanation (set to the tune of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” obviously).

WATCH:

Preach.

“When people tell me NO I just assume that it means YES” could be Jameis’ official motto.  Unfortunately for Jameis, I don’t see him surviving at the next level. His play this year is a strong indicator that he isn’t mentally ready for the league.

Actually, I guess you could argue that his off-field decisions are evidence that he isn’t mentally ready for anything, but I digress.

I want Jameis to succeed. I think he CAN if he makes some changes. An NFL team will definitely draft him, and at this point, it’s all on him to make this thing a success. (RELATED: Pitiful Tennessee Titans Are Winning The Jameis Winston Sweapstakes)