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NFL Investigating New England For Allegedly Deflating Balls In AFC Championship

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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The New England Patriots absolutely demolished the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC Championship game on Sunday night, and it took just a few hours for the league to say they cheated.

According to an Indianapolis reporter, at one point during the game, the officiating crew removed a ball from play because they suspected the evil tandem of Brady and Belichick had been deflating pigskins to make them easier to throw and catch.

 

 

 

OK, everybody stop.

I understand it must be infuriating for Roger Goodell that the greatest coach/quarterback combo in league history foiled his plans once again; after effectively ending Peyton Manning’s career two weeks ago, beating the Pats would’ve been Andrew Luck’s crowning achievement as the face of Goodell’s new NFL, but it turns out the old guard up in New England aren’t ready to hand over that title.

“People” — and when I say people, I of course mean the folks that eat up every word the liberal media spits out — don’t like the Patriots because the NFL says they’re assholes.

They’re winners, and they aren’t afraid to step on a few toes en route to reaching that goal. (RELATED: Model-Marrying, Ugg-Wearing, Old-Man Tom Brady Can Still Get It Done)

I’m not saying the Patriots didn’t deflate those balls. They probably did. That’s not the point. The Pats won by 38 points. AND it was pissing rain. Maybe the NFL should start investigating the weather for obviously conspiring against Indianapolis too.

At the end of the day, the only thing that matters in Foxborough is winning Super Bowls, and Tom Brady won’t stop dropping F-bombs on the sidelines until he gets ring number 4.

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As political correctness has silently strangled the United States, the NFL has also grown progressively soft. What used to be the last bastion of American freedom has turned into a sham that demonizes those that have dedicated their entire lives to the sport. Like Marshawn Lynch and Dez Bryant, the NFL is going after Brady and the Patriots because they aren’t willing to play along with the commissioner’s game.

If you blame the Patriots for doing everything within their power to win, then shouldn’t we blame the entire culture of football? And if all of football is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our sporting institutions in general? I put it to you, Mr. Goodell — isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to the Pats, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

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