“Man, that Hillary Clinton is pretty deck” – Theoretical hip young person in Hillary Clinton’s adviser’s fantasies.
Democrat Hillary Clinton is considering setting up her 2016 presidential campaign headquarters in Brooklyn, according to The Hill.
Once home to Ebbets Field and Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Bernard Malamud, Brooklyn is now primarily known as the hipster stomping grounds of “Girls” star Lena Dunham and her spoiled, insufferable, rich, young, white contemporaries.
Thanks to the craven foresight of real estate developers, Brooklyn started transforming from a historic cultural melting-pot into a disgusting trust-fund dance party for jackasses who listen to awful music. Hillary was New York’s senator during the city council’s 2005 re-zoning of the Williamsburg neighborhood, so she watched as these douche-nozzles took over like an army of invading cockroaches.
“Portland on the Hudson” might suit the Clintons better than Harlem, where Bill Clinton moved his offices after his presidency but hardly ever showed his face. Bill eventually moved away to the financial district in 2011.