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"…now that ya got me." MT @brianstelter Williams addressed his apology to the men — "I have no desire to fictionalize my experience"
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
"This was a bungled attempt by me to thank one special veteran–" Oh, honey, no. http://t.co/5mNYb3KlAB
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
At least Dan Rather only lied about a piece of paper, @NBCNightlyNews.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
If you can find anybody defending Brian Williams and @NBCNightlyNews, send it my way. Presumably they don't have their marching orders yet.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Just follow http://t.co/Yp0VCgg335 until further notice. @AceofSpadesHQ is on that liar Brian Williams like stink on Michael Moore.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
HA HA HA HA HA values HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA integrity HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA http://t.co/lXtuUngeV4
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Please, please, please, @NBCNews, do not fire Brian Williams. He is the face of your organization. He is your poster boy. Own it.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Who knew that watching his own daughter get her ass eaten on HBO would be the LEAST humiliating thing to happen to Brian Williams this year?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Brian Williams scolds people who haven't been in the shit. Or, as in Brian's case, the fake doggie doo. http://t.co/j272bxJUsQ
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
If all of this seems unfair, Brian Williams, that's only because you're a delusional sociopath.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
All is forgiven, @KeithOlbermann.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Every day that Brian Williams appears on @NBCNews is a day that we remember what they're really all about. Long may he reign.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
It's just kismet that the Brian Williams fallout is hitting David Letterman. I'll bet he can't even enjoy banging his latest intern tonight.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Now I know why Brian Williams creeps me out. His entire affect — his smirk, the set of his shoulders, etc. — says, "My life is a lie."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Nope. You're remembering it wrong. MT @cfchabris .@BWilliams You seem to have had an ordinary false memory that happens to every human being
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Brian Williams told the same lie to Alec Baldwin. Two of a kind. http://t.co/O9lMkfJXrq
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Brian Williams' apology took 12 years to make. Why isn't it up for an Oscar?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015
Can @NBCNews now have any credibility with Brian Williams as its face? http://t.co/6J0AYGWhgX No. That's why I hope they keep him around.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) February 5, 2015