And now for the dumbest part of our week…
Unintelligible rantings (i.e. an egregious waste of all our time)
5. “Wtf is juicing. juice is a drink, you drink it. then you move on.” — Zaid Jilani, formerly of Think Progress.
Welcome to category of: Please ask your hairdresser or use Google
4. “How do I get hair dye off my hand?” — reality TV star Bethany Frankel.
Bold admission but…why?
3. “I have some personal news. After 18 wonderful months at @motherjones, I am leaving to become a Senior Penis Fish at @Delta.” — Mother Jones engagement editor Ben Dreyfuss, son of YOU KNOW WHO.
Journo wants you to know she hates squash
2. “So far my new year’s resolution to hate squash less is going very poorly.” — Jezebel‘s Erin Gloria Ryan.
IT’S A TIE!
Inexplicable tweet that means nothing or was meant for DM
1. “Oops” — NYT‘s Josh Barro.
Intended to be funny but just isn’t
1. “I have decided to become a male model. Anyone know a good agency?” — WaPo “humor” columnist Gene Weingarten.