So posting a silly tweet didn’t cut it? Huh.
Any minute day now, Hilldog is holding a press conference about her criminality and lack of transparency. This is the NBC live feed. I’m not sure where Brian Williams went…
Take it away, liar.
Oh. @HillaryClinton was just talking about her yoga routine. Never mind.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
First question for @HillaryClinton: Would this be happening if you were a man? So we're done here.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
"The server will remain private." — @HillaryClinton #SeizeTheServer
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton: "I trust the American people." That's why she hid her e-mails.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton's IT guys are taking good care of her private e-mail server. pic.twitter.com/Cne6TcdnYW
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton: "I fully complied with every rule that I was governed by."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
The e-mails @HillaryClinton deleted had nothing to do with work. Why would she lie?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@ChuckTodd: "I don't know if [@HillaryClinton] has totally put this behind her." Ya think?
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton presser: It's all a silly mistake. She doesn't know why anybody cares about her yoga routine. Hands off her e-mail server.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton: "The server will remain private." The rest of the #HillaryPresser was just filibustering.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
She also claimed she had her own private server so she could use one phone for both public and private stuff. It was just easier that way. Whoopsie daisy, silly Grandma!
This was, of course, another lie:
It’s always the second cellphone that trips you up, Hill. Just ask Walter White.
P.S.
Hang in there, @HillaryClinton. #TextsFromHillary pic.twitter.com/CO5h4605D2
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 10, 2015
P.P.S. That’s a bingo!