It’s always fun to indulge in conspiracy theories, if only because the segment of the population who actually believe in them give the rest of us something to point at and say, “well, things may be bad, but at least I’m not as crazy as that person.”
But with all that said, I present to you a conspiracy theory you can get behind. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you that March Madness is fixed, and that despite evidence to the contrary, the 2015 Michigan State Spartans and 2014 UConn Huskies are actually the exact same team.
The description on the left is Michigan State in 2015, the one on the right is Connecticut in 2014. Observe:
How is this for crazy coincidences? @ESPNStatsInfo @marchmadness pic.twitter.com/4fDSPRBAxc
— Erik Chard (@21EChard) March 30, 2015
The Illuminati is controlling you! The New World Order is real! Monsanto is making all of us sterile! All of it is true! Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy!
Wake up sheeple. March Madness is clearly fixed, and all of your useless brackets won’t change a damn thing.