If history has taught us anything, it’s that Alex Rodriguez’ love of steroids is only matched by his love of fit, muscular women.
Ok, that might not be the only lesson history has taught us, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less true.
Now I know what you’re thinking: A-Rod’s coming off a 162-game suspension — the longest in MLB history — and claims to be a changed man. Does this mean his taste in women has also changed?
According to Terez Owens, that’s a negative.
The sports gossip blogger recently wrote that Rodriguez is currently dating fitness model Erin Simmons. Now, I’m not going to come out and say Simmons is on steroids, but if the authorities are missing any of the banned substances A-Rod was supposed to have turned over, I’d bet her blood is a pretty good place to start the search.
A-Rod got his girlfriends like:
[h/t Bro Bible]