Quote of the Day:
“What is best 100% heterosexual pizza. Like a pizza that has never had any moments of sexual confusion.”
— TPM‘s Josh Marshall.
Answers to Marshall’s hetero pizza q
“But is sausage more or less homo than meat lovers’? Isn’t the correct option here just to get cheeseburger pizza?” — GOP strategist Liz Mair.
“Fish tacos have always seemed pretty suspicious to me, but that’s another story.” — Guardian‘s Ana Marie Cox.
“Sausage pizza is all into pie. That’s the ultimate hetero pizza.” — Marshall.
Female journo encounters incredibly stupid Comcast driver
“Comcast truck almost runs me over next to a street sign that says its state law to stop for pedestrians in crosswalk.” — Politico congressional reporter Seung Min Kim.
Female journo to run without a shirt on?
“It’s finallyyyy run without a shirt on weather. #iamaloser #bye.” — Washington Examiner‘s Kelly Cohen.
Seriously stupid or pretty clever? Hard to tell…
“A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss Nor Does It Gather Facts.” — Howard Stern Show’s Joey Boots.
Deep thoughts with WFB’s Adam Kredo
“If invisible walls were people. I’d murder them like people.” — Washington Free Beacon‘s Adam Kredo.
Confessional.
“I’m the sickest I’ve been in years, would literally trade years off my life to feel better.” — Taylor Lorenz, associate syndication editor, Business Insider.
The Observer
“Rand Paul and I have something in common: neither of us will ever be president of the United States.” — porn film actress Sydney Elaine Leathers, ex-phone sexter to ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-Schlongsville).
Fun at the office with ‘Naughty Girls Donut Shop’
“Kudos to whoever signed me up for the Naughty Girls Donut Shop press list. You got me good.” — Washington Free Beacon‘s Bill McMorris.
Sally Kohn and Charles C.W. Cooke: Still friends?
Kohn is a contributor for CNN; Cooke is a writer for National Review.
Bruce Jenner’s fam won’t ruin interview fun with Diane Sawyer
“Bruce Jenner: Kris and the girls won’t mess up his big interview with Diane Sawyer.” — TMZ.
Oliver Stone checks out Teddy Roosevelt Memorial
Photo credit: Daily Caller’s Chad Brady