DC Trawler

Obama Uses White House Easter Prayer Breakfast To Malign Christians

If you think you’re a better Christian than President Barack Hussein Obama, he’s got news for you.

“On Easter, I do reflect on the fact that, as a Christian, I am supposed to love. And I have to say that sometimes, when I listen to less than loving expressions by Christians, I get concerned. But that’s a topic for another day.”

HA HA HA HA HA YOU TELL THOSE DOPEY CHRISTIANS BARRY

He kept it vague enough that we don’t know which Christians, um, “acted stupidly.” It could be pretty much any Christian who disagrees with him, which doesn’t really narrow it down. The important thing is that he’s better than you, Christians, and he doesn’t mind saying so.

OUT: “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
IN: “You’re not very good Christians, Memories Pizza.”

Some people insist that Obama is really a Muslim, but I’m not buying it. There’s no way this dude believes in any power higher than himself.

(Hat tip: Twitchy)